|Uncensored – Louis C.K. – White People Problems|
We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That’s where your life is amazing, so you just make shit up to be upset about.
People in other countries have real problems, like, ‘oh shit, they’re cutting off all our heads today.’ Things like that.
Here we make shit up to be upset about, like ‘how come I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? It’s bullshit! I shouldn’t have to do that, I’m American!’
‘I called American Airlines and I got a Pakistani lady. And she was in Pakistan! Only people near my fat white body should have jobs!’