MEGAPOST: Advice from Cartoon Princesses

Snow White

“I live with seven men. It’s totally platonic.”

“Older women, when they’re ugly, are very trustworthy. But when they’re pretty–watch out! They’re evil!”

“Don’t ever eat fruit. That shit is so bad for you!”

The Little Mermaid

“My best feature is my voice, so I sold it for plastic surgery.”

“If you have a father that loves you, run away from him.”

“Don’t ever talk to a man until he kisses you on the lips first. Then, as a woman, you’re allowed.”

“You should always find a stranger to obsess over and then genetically modify yourself for that stranger.”

Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Belle and the feminine mystique.

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